Sunday 14 December 2008

Health and Hygene Part 1

Well this is off the topic of travel

A couple of days ago i went back on a trip trough the memory Lane .Part of the reason was becoming so health and safety consious working in Europe .

Just taught were are not so safety conceious in India and i was always proud that we were allowed to do what ever i wanted to do and allowed to take a lot of Risks.

Well I was right up there among all the high risk kids.Once upon a time when i was young
  • Switching up some equipment in high speed in my uncles dentist chair and ran away

  • Another high speed switch activated in my uncles press room and ran away when it started making strange noise.

For all those sorry sad asses who think that health and hygiene is not a part of our life in India here is a small jhalak(or incident) which explains all about it.

When I was a kid in the very early nineties on the way to school .Suppose u or ur blood friend (a very close friend) stepped on a puddle of mud,Dog shit ,Cow dung or on a rare occasion Elephant poo .We would all run away from him saying " Green pinch ".

He had to immediately touch something GREEN a leaf or if he couldnt find anything he would touch his Green Vein in ur arm and say Green touch . That's it !!

An invisible Gamma Rays would emerge from nowhere and completely and utterly sterilise him.He would be clean as a crystal to touch that's it we where not bothered about getting him cleaned .

Well tell me u people from the West do u have this concept or may be its unique to India where we find lots of cow and dung and we come up with a excuse to be close to ur blood friends even when they are literally in deep shit!!!!

2 comments:

Balaji said...

This is awesome post maga... I think only our local maklu will understand....
--Balaji

myexperience said...

Thanks Bala

yes i agree thanks for the comment